Full Jessica Black Segment from Chapter 12

<The atmosphere in the venue was quiet, until suddenly the attending crowd began to roar their approval as "Touch Me and I'll Break Your Face" by Mick Gordon begins to play through the venue speakers. Moments pass, and then a young woman in a leather jacket and jeans steps through the curtain, turns her back to the fans and whips her hair around with a wink and a sultry look on her face. It was Jessica Black, returned to Rose City Pro. Jessica begins to walk down the aisle, her fingers brishing against some of the outstretched hands of the people in the front row. She ascends the steps, then moves to the centre of the ring apron, pulling down the zip of her jacket before throwing it open suggestively. Running her hands slowly down her thighs, Jessica then slips through the middle rope and steps to the centre of the ring with her arms raised, before a member of the ring crew reached in through the ropes to offer her a microphone. Jessica takes the mic, and her music begins to die down, leaving the venue in silence as she began to speak.>

 Jessica Black: I'm baaaaaaaacck!

<The fans let loose with their chants of, "Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!" for a few moments before Jessica gestured for them to quiet down.>

Jessica Black: It's been a while since I last stepped into a Rose City ring, and since then a lot of things have gone down. Sam and Angie at each other's throats...for some reason. Blaise won that TV title. Yaaaaaaay for her! And Stacy is now semi-retired, which I'm sure is so she can have more time drinking four times her body weight in sake. Heck, maybe one day she plans to take on *five* times as much!

<She offers the camera a cheeky wink and a smile, as though she were speaking to her friend directly.>

Jessica Black: Love ya, honey!

<Afterward, Jessica begins to slowly circle the mat as she spoke.>

 Jessica Black: And it's not like I've been idle, either. I mean, get this: I got married!

 <The fans erupt into thunderous applaus as Jessica suddenly stops her pacing and holds her left hand high in the air, showing off her wedding ring. The fans begin to chant, "That is awesome!" (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap) "That is awesome!" (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)>

Jessica Black: I know, right?! Mazel tov, me! Morgan finally put a ring on it and made me an honest--well, semi-honest--okay! She made me a *slightly* more honest woman. Just a sliver. But honestly, boys and girls, I missed you guys. I even--cover your ears, kids--I even missed Doombot, now can you believe that? I actually missed Doombot! Now I'm back, and I'm ready to sexy this place up one more time!

<Jessica smirks, then rolls the microphone around in her hands before she continues with the promo.>

Jessica Black: Don't get me wrong, Rose City--I like your swag, girls--I dig what you've been doing with yourselves lately but you're missing that je ne sais quoi that makes a good show great. In case you forgot what that thing was, let me give you a few hints: She's a Rose City original...

<The crowd sounds off, slightly.>

Jessica Black: She's got a great ass...

 <The cheering grows louder...>

Jessica Black: She's got talent you can't touch...

<It grows louder still...>

Jessica Black: Sexy is her superpower...!

<And louder still...>

Jessica Black: She's the one Canadian who's never sorry! ...Okay, it's yours truly. And not only is yours truly back, I'm back with a vengeance. I'm back with a hunger. And I'm *back* with eyes on a certain gaudy sumbitch around a waist that ain't mine!

<Jessica looks down at her waist as if to check if she suddenly had gold around her waist, but alas, her waist was still bare. She then waits for the fans to quiet down once more, continuing to speak when the venue finally falls silent.>

Jessica Black: Now I get that you can't just snap your fingers and say, "Hey, give me a frickin' title already cause I'm delusional enough to think I'm championship material!" and expect everyone else to step to like a bunch of stormtroopers like a couple of people I know. So I'm gonna make this promise to you, boys and girls. I promise to you that I'm not gonna be that girl. I pledge to you that I'm gonna climb back to the top of that ladder, and prove to each and every single one of you that I *am* championship material. And I vow to you, that I'm *still* Jessica Black, and *I*...

<Jessica drops her hand to her side and drinks in the atmosphere of the fans repeating the rest of her oft-spoken catchphrase.>

Jessica Black: ...am *still* second to none. <Jessica's entrance theme sounds off and fills the venue once again, and she drops the microphone onto the ring mat before she slips out through thr ropes. Jessica then slaps hands with some of the fans as she makes her way back up the aisle--even too sweeting them--before she disappears through the curtain.>